Anxiety

Anxiety is as  bright as the blinding glare of the headlights of a car reflected in your rear-view mirror at night

Anxiety is as dark as a long tunnel in an underground cave

Anxiety is as scary as the thought of no life after death

Anxiety is as funny as a carnival clown  hurling insults in a dunk tank

Anxiety is as big as a flea

Anxiety is as small as the Grand Canyon

Anxiety is as fast as quick silver

Anxiety is as slow as the onset of old age

Anxiety is as happy as Satan on holiday

Anxiety is as sad as a mother watching her child throw their life in the crapper

Anxiety is as quiet as a smothering blanket of snow

Anxiety is as loud as a mosquito buzzing in your ear at bedtime

Anxiety is as gray as a summer fog

Anxiety is as comfortable as shoes just a little too loose so they give you blisters when you walk

Anxiety is as useful as a Zamboni on dry ground